All of these, especially 7 and also 6.
I did have a good giggle at that :)
Also, just noticed number 8. I call shenanigans. The boy and I woke up having sex once. Neither of us recall starting...
#11: Keep in mind that there are people in this world who can not stand the existence of those depraved enough to take...
yay! no “fault of the victim” crap here.
10. Don’t assault people.